10 things you never knew about Molesey FC that will BLOW YOUR MIND!

1)They  have one of those crappy Pitchero websites: it looks like this:

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2) This season’s leading scorer is Diego Pele Imbrahimovich with 9: he’s a bit crap but Gary wants to sign him so shush.

3) Where the fuck is Molesey anyway?  Uganda, Tasmania, who the hell knows?

4) This is their ground, says Google Maps: nice gates.

moleseyfc

I didn’t go, so that’s all I’ve got. We lost 2-1, but there were only  88 people there, so keep it quiet.

5) They were promoted last season, so well done them.

6) According to their Wikipedia page their away kit is all white with a big question mark on the back.

molekit

Looking forward to seeing that.

7) The stadium was used for the filming of some of the scenes in Bend it Like Beckham, it says here. Cool. My mate says they play like girls too, but he’s a BIG SEXIST BASTARD WITH MOOBS.

8) Actually, can I take a rain-check on 8-10? I’ve run out of puff. This will probably do anyway.

Regards

Tony Incenzo*

*not Tony Incenzo

 

 

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